TRANSDIMENSIONAL DOLPHINS

JUDY!   by Christine Zenyi Lu

We’re pleased to invite you to Judy’s first ever BOAT PARTY! On May
19th, Judy Sails Away!

  Have they come to you, too—dolphins in dreams? Have you clung to
their muscular backs while they swim you to the depths of the sky?
Have you, too, luxuriated in their quartz castles? May 19th, we go
together.
   In the sea of possibility, between the legs of Mx. Liberty, lies
a secret entrance to that dimension of finned faggots. By midnight
sharp, we’ll board our boat and, led by the transcendent songs sung by
our trans dimensional marine allies, leave the crumbling concrete for
that strange destination. DJs Beluhka + Benjamin Haber (who turns 30
en voyage!), with guest DJ Manhate will guide us through the swift
channel as we wiggle with the light on the water. Cruising around
Manhattan Island, hosts Icky Mikki and Gabriel Babriel will summon the
depths and offer the gifts of Mykki Blanco, “Cher”,and other
surprises.

Dress to impress dolphriends and octopussies with your best underwater
extraterrestrial looks!

As you might expect, space on a boat bound for trans dimensional
marine party paradise is both limited and very desirable so be sure to
secure your tickets ASAP!

OPEN BULLDOG GIN BAR TIL IT RUNS OUT

TICKETS: https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/245052

JUDY SAILS AWAY SATURDAY MAY 19TH

JUDY SAILS AWAY SATURDAY MAY 19TH

JUDY returns on Friday the 13th, and she’s going to scare the HELL out of you!

Have you heard of a Hell House?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T57Dv6NcJWY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lKrA76RdqU
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell_house

Well, Judy’s got her own idea of HELL!

It’s haunted by bloody dads, whose veins have burst with middle class stress anger and industrialized sausage. It’s tortured by leagues of masochist ministers, who rob the damned of body and soul. There is no love, just joint tax forms—no sex, just procreation. Judy’s Hell is hot, and getting hotter as the icecaps melt! Beware! In Judy’s Hell House, there’s a price to pay for the sins of capitalism, compulsive heterosexuality and Christian condemnation!

But those who know how to get on their knees will be welcomed into the rapturous disco of the promised land, where DJs Brian Belukha and Benjamin Haber, along with guest DJ Laura Dern, will redeem us from the terrifying beat of the humdrum. Performances throughout the night by a chorus of angels (RAIEL) while heavenly hosts, Ikki Mikki and Gabriel Babriel polish the dancefloor paved of gold!

893 Bergen St. (btwn Classon and Franklin)
Free before 11, $5 after!
JUDY is back to scare the HELL out of you on FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH of April!

JUDY’S HELL HOUSE
Friday the 13th of APRIL 10pm - 3am 893 Bergen St btwn Classon & Franklin (Crown Heights,Brooklyn NY) Closest Trains : Franklin C, Bergen 2 3 FREE before 11, 5 dollars after 11https://www.facebook.com/judytheparty

JUDY is back to scare the HELL out of you on FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH of April!

JUDY’S HELL HOUSE

Friday the 13th of APRIL
10pm - 3am
893 Bergen St btwn Classon & Franklin (Crown Heights,Brooklyn NY)
Closest Trains : Franklin C, Bergen 2 3
FREE before 11, 5 dollars after 11
https://www.facebook.com/judytheparty